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Ideal Crime Penalties
Rapists should have their genitals removed

Peadophiles should have their faces branded and their genitals removed

People who feel strongly about such issues should really learn how to spell "Paedophiles"

Thieves should have one finger removed for every offence

Wife beaters should be publicly flayed by said wife then relieved of all possesions

Muggers should have their fingernails pulled out with pliers

Underage drinkers should wake up to themselves

The death penalty should be replaced with hours of torture resulting in permanent disfigurement.

(Ben's dad put forward a very true response to this last proposition-if a person is tortured enough they will only become angrier and cause more damage. So I have a new and better replacement for the death penalty-the offenders arms should be removed. See? No loss. How much damage can a man with no arms do?)

My aim is not to cause pain to present offenders, but to reinforce more strongly that crime begats consequence-a man is less likely to steal if he knows that he will lose his finger. And a man is less likely to rape and kill with the thought of slithering through the rest of his wasted life unable to wipe his own ass or tie a shoelace. Then again I am probably wrong. Humans have a skill for becoming de-sensitised over time, of getting used to atrocities(this is how corrupt politicians work society-they know exactly how our simple minds work over their ridiculous descisions-then forget them over time). If these laws of punishment were passed people would very soon accept them. Soon, a man with a branded face would be no rare sight.

 





Why Pirates Are Ok (A thing to annoy Anto)

Pirates did NOT begat capitalism-quite the contrary in fact! Pirates main activity was PLUNDERING, a word which here means TAKING stuff from capitalists! And not many may be aware of this, but a secret sect was established in 1764 (As a trade route was set up between the Caribbean and Japn) that drew from the varied strengths of their members-both Pirates AND Ninjas! This open-minded seperation of differences within this remarkable group gave birth to the first seeds of communism and anti-capitalism.

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